Demon Birds Return
The Great Horned Owls, that were around my house consecutive nights for nearly a week, had left for a while. I thought they had gone off for good and moved onto a better place to hunt. Seeing as I hadn’t seen any hares or squirrels since they came around- with the exception of the squirrel that resides under our patio and climbs up and looks at us through the glass door, we named this clever friendly guy Guillermo. Thought he was owl pellets too but he survived…as of lately- and I dare say they’ve been snacking on the shrews, meadow voles (and I’d hope so too), and smaller birds around. I hope they wouldn’t bother the foxes…would they!? Anyway, they’re back so there must be more for them. Most of the damage they’re doing to me is keeping me up with they’re screeching “lullabies”…they’re so freaking loud and irritating, and quite frankly they make me nervous. I hope they just fly the fuck away and don’t come back this time because this is hard to handle and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to shoot the winged brutes.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.
"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"
"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"
"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"
"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"
"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"
- princess tiana: raises money on her own and starts her own business as a black woman in the fucking 20s
- princess anna: kinda saves her sister after getting played off as the silly quirky girl the entire movie
- everyone: WHOA!!!! WHAT A FEMINIST!!!!! HOLY SHIT THE ONLY DISNEY PRINCESS TO EVER HAVE GIRL POWER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHI
Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.