daddyssquirmytoy:

mommy-and-puppy-princess:

mommysbabykitty:

things mommy needs to know

^what she said :D

***And Daddy too ;) xxx

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ninekingscorrupted:

nerdylittledude:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

two kinds of people

Two kinds of people

(Source: officer-judy, via s-un-rise)

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

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quazza:

sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

steve harvey is the best host this show has ever had god blesst

(via depressed-procrastinator)

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via bitchin-blondee)

mrbiggsproductions:

theinturnetexplorer:

could someone please make me a suit of chainmail using this method?

I didnt know where this was going at first but then

wow

(via celticcasualty)

(Source: brazilshit, via cryptid-being)

,,

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

(Source: memewhore, via troyesivan)

preciousterrestrials:

when you and a friend join a fandom together

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