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blissful-dreamm: i follow back(:

blissful-dreamm:

i follow back(:

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kitty-ink: tried really hard to study for a midterm but ended up doing some practice eyes instead~kitty-ink.tumblr.com Zoom

kitty-ink:

tried really hard to study for a midterm but ended up doing some practice eyes instead

~kitty-ink.tumblr.com

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egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

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sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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fantastic-nightmare: Number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash. If you do not reblog this you do not belong here

fantastic-nightmare:

Number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash.

If you do not reblog this you do not belong here

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180mph: sexhaver: aliciasaidwhaaat: beckyangelix: frustgaytion:   NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME. Too fucking spider like. me on my way to ah fuck it lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl

180mph:

sexhaver:

aliciasaidwhaaat:

beckyangelix:

frustgaytion:

 

NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.

Too fucking spider like.

me on my way to ah fuck it

lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl

(Source: tibets)

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psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

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my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

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vvierd:

vvierd:

do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…

am i so perfect

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ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

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Luh. moose on the lawn. Zoom

Luh. moose on the lawn.